Posts Tagged ‘Humour’

Nelson’s essential guide to a healthy, life-prolonging diet

Are you getting yours? No, not that - your five portions a day of fruit and veg. Apparently, even the toffs in the home counties are falling short, with o...

Doctor gets all prickly over name change

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Do you really want to read any old Olympic story?

Oh dear. I guess I’m going to get a lot of these in my inbox ... PRs looking to capitalise on readers’ perceived desire to consume all things Olympic. ...

You’ve hardly got going as a doctor at 68 …

As the reality of the NHS pension reforms start to hit (who noticed the increase in their contributions this month? No?! You’re definitely earning too mu...

Chin up! We’ve got an epidemic to defeat with ‘bold’ measures

Here we go again Academy my arse! It’s stuff like this that makes me grateful for my GMC-sponsored sabbatical. I bet that tit of a Medical Director at t...

Andrew Lansley meets his ‘supporters’ at Royal Free

Glad to see that docs have learned that it doesn't do to barrack senior politicians. Last time this happened, the culprit was taken outside and shot (in Cl...

Yo dude, it’s not about the money, money, money

Ah, the age old battle between medics and surgeons for bragging rights isn’t just a UK thing. Our orthopods might have stronger grips than anaesthetis...

Orthopods – strong, clever and not at all insecure

BMJ’s Xmas 'funny' is worth a mention (albeit a month late). An orthopod or two were clearly enraged by THIS a couple of years ago. The rest of us - ...

How to hit a hole-in-one between hourly ward rounds

Pervy plod and DoH timewasters It turns out that some public servants spend most of their time shopping, gambling and perving online when they should be w...

Importance of whistleblowing and getting nuns pregnant

Couldn’t organise a FTP panel in a brewery For just a moment there, when I read this, I thought my journalistic career might be cruelly cut short, and ...

Overpaid GPs, concrete bums, and surgery shockers – it’s Jerry!

GPs??!...HOW MUCH?!! Can you believe it? The pill-pushers are raking in £750K - that’s nearly half the salary of an orthopod. It’s not right. It’...