Posts Tagged ‘Twitter’

Twitter campaign not enough to derail Health Bill

By Jacky Davis, co-chair of NHSCA and consultant radiologist - 5th September 2011 5:34 pm

Yesterday the New York Times published a full page letter from the CEO of Starbucks. It asked US politicians to stop wrecking the country through their bipartisan behaviour and to come together to sort out the country’s problems. It threatened withdrawal of commercial funding for political parties if this didn’t happen.

We need such an open letter from the leaders of our profession and we need it urgently. Tomorrow sees the third reading of Lansley’s odious Health Bill, which the majority of the profession wants scrapped. This weekend the news broke that the DoH is in negotiation with Helios, about the takeover of up to 20 NHS hospitals. Helios apparently turns around failing hospitals ‘largely by cutting staff or wage levels’.

In the papers, McKinsey warned the Department of Health not to bundle off all the hospitals to the private sector at once and instead start from a mindset of ‘one at a time’. The consultants told officials to be mindful of the ‘various political constraints’ associated with privatisation.

In other words, this is the road we’re going down but gently does it as we don’t want to frighten the horses.

So here we have it in black and white, on the eve of the Bill which will allow it to happen. Where is the protest from the profession? The BMA, mandated by its own council to run a campaign to have the Bill withdrawn, is confining itself to Twitter, which pretty much describes its behaviour thus far and is hardly a full blooded campaign.

We need a full page letter in the papers, stating unequivocally that the doctors of this country are not - as Cameron lied - on board with this legislation. That it will do irreversible damage to the NHS and our ability to care for our patients.

Unison and Unite are campaigning openly against the Bill and would surely join us as co-signatories. The RCGP, openly critical of the Bill, must be invited to sign.

This Bill is on its knees and could be dealt a death blow by such a public statement from health professionals. Come on chaps, what are you waiting for? If Starbucks can do it, so can we.

Follow Jerry Nelson, the world’s greatest surgeon, on Twitter

By Jerry Nelson - 23rd September 2009 5:54 pm

As regular readers of this column will know, I am particularly tech-savvy.

While my retard colleagues wallow around in prehistoric ignorance of the possibilities offered by the new Information Superhighway, I was the first consultant hepatobiliary surgeon in the Middle Bit of England region to have his own bolg.

There have been countless occasions where my natural flair with computers has saved the day, such as the time all the endoscopic equipment was stolen from the hospital, and I managed to find an exactly identical set for sale on eBay! Fancy that!

I’m also a regular user of social networking sites like FaceSpace and MyBook, which are useful for checking out pictures of my FY1 applicants now I’m no longer allowed to ask them to send in a swimsuit shot. Dan the Fat Gasman, for example, can’t use a computer because he can’t reach it.

Anyway, given that my finger is firmly on the tech pulse, I cannot help but notice the latest phenomenon called Twitter. For those of you who don’t know, it’s basically a kind of email that you put out into the air somewhere, and then you get loads of followers and end up as famous as Stephen Fry.

I’ve been thinking about it for a while, but I took the opportunity to check with my son, who is at home for a while, having completed his studies at London Notapoly University. He spends his time sleeping and picking his nose, and looking for jobs on the internet. I suggested he become an anaesthetist, but he’s hanging out for something that makes best use of his skills as a fluent Klingon speaker.

But I digress. I asked him what he thought of Twitter, to check how cool it is with young people. He said: “Oh, yeah dad, it’s like really cool with all the kids, and definitely not a boring load of shite for 50-year-old narcissistic losers.”

Did you hear that? “Definitely not”. Right I’m in.

Follow me here (unless you’re one of the plethora of ugly prostitutes on Twitter who keep sending me pictures). Only attractive ones please. Ahem.

In search of something to tweet about…

By Mike Broad - 27th July 2009 3:13 pm

I’m not on twitter (and, “no”, for the uninitiated, that isn’t the latest designer drug). But a lot of people are.

I wonder whether Hospital Dr should be. Maybe not yet. Not sure you’re quite ready for a daily “tweet” on the latest drama affecting the NHS. I know I’m not.

The Royal College of Psychiatrists is, however. When worried about the recruitment levels of UK trained doctors they tapped up Stephen Fry to twitter his followers (a staggering half million) with the suggestion that they should all consider psychiatry as a career. We may have to wait a few years to find out whether it was a success.

Researchers at the Norfolk and Norwich Hospital needed to recruit post-menopausal women for a new study on heart disease which involves eating lots of super strength Belgian chocolate for a year. You wouldn’t have thought they’d need to, but again a dollop of twitter was used with a topping of you tube.

If you’ve heard of any other medical uses - of twitter, not Belgian chocolate - then I’d like to hear them.

While we’re on the subject of media, a long-time friend of Hospital Doctor - Malcolm Morrison, a retired surgeon from Swindon - sent me this pithy message about this shiny new(ish) website.

“Hurrah for the return of Hospital Doctor - even if it is only in electronic form! No more marmalade-splattered pages at the breakfast table. Can we also expect a return of the Hospital Doctor of the Year Awards?

“May I suggest it would have to be re-named The Department Directive-Driven Digitalised Doctor of the Year.

The winner of the award would be the doctor who was judged - by computer analysis - to have seen the most patients, in the shortest time, at the least cost.

Whether the diagnosis was right or wrong, whether the patient got better or worse, was cured or died, whether the treatment was appropriate or inappropriate, was explained or not, whether any ‘choice’ was given or not, whether proper consent was obtained or not would be quite irrelevant - because such matters do not form part of the measurement of quality of care - as defined by the Department.

“Whether there would be any entrants, or not, is quite another matter!”

Surgeons may have to retire, but they never lose their ability to be cutting. Good idea Malcolm. Maybe we could run it entirely through twitter and you tube…