I do not intend to make the same mistake as Top Gear by insulting foreigners. I am sure Mexicans are lovely people. And so too are Egyptians many of whom are not only excellent doctors here in the UK but must be very concerned about what is happening back home.
But having returned from a meeting of all trade unions at a large foundation trust on the south coast I could not help but think of the words of President Mubarak: “I do not want to resign now - it would cause chaos!” As if there was not enough chaos already.
It seemed to me that those same sentiments might be expressed by the management of NHS trusts and PCTs as they in turn are wrestling with the very chaos that besets many parts of the NHS. Being unusually charitable to them though it soon emerged that the NHS operating framework is part of the chaos.
There we were listening to the chief executive explaining why the trust had to save £5m on its wage bill this year. His target is considerably less than some other trusts - but nevertheless it is a significant amount. So what would we, the unions agree to? Various options were put on the table. A universal 2% pay cut. Withholding salary increments. Encouraging secondment and sabbaticals. Donating loose change in the salary slip to the financial cause. Buying added annual leave. A variation of the supermarket theme - work four days give one free! Increased car parking charges (now there’s a novel idea). Forcing all those already over 65 to leave now before the age discrimination laws kick in. And so it went on.
Not unreasonably the question was asked why the trust was in this mess. This is where the NHS chaos assumed Egyptian proportions. Maybe I should have twigged to this earlier but the trust has to budget £3.2m to cover the costs of anticipated patient re-admissions even when that re-admission within 30 days has absolutely nothing to do with the original treatment.
Having learnt this it became a bit more difficult to be sympathetic to the need to consider which bitter pill was the best to swallow! Chaos? What chaos?
