Good news and bad news this week. On the plus side, the luscious Gabrielle, posh totty anaesthetist, has duly been appointed medical director of Middle Bit of England NHS Trust, so I look forward to seeing her strutting around in a power suit and high heels telling people off.
On the minus side, we’re all being ‘encouraged’ to have this new bloody swine flu vaccine. Is it just me, or do you smell a rat here?
So there’s this terrible so-called pandemic of so-called swine flu, which has claimed the lives of a whole load of Mexicans, but mysteriously almost nobody else, except there’s going to be a ’second wave’ of infections that are going to be super awesomely bad, and everyone’s going to die, unless you take this so-called ‘vaccine’ that some mega company in America just happens to have produced in ten minutes flat, that’s definitely safe.
What if it causes autism like the polio vaccine, huh? What then? We’ll all be reduced to hopeless sociopaths, only capable of tedious repetitive menial jobs. Dan The Fat Gasman says he’s not scared, but then he’s an anaesthetist. He already does a tedious repetitive menial job.
The truth is obvious. The CIA went down to Mexico and capped a few people with the sniffles, then the drug companies created this huge scare, via their stooges in the mainstream media, forcing everyone to buy their drug to cure a non-existent disease, and MI5 definitely killed Princess Diana, and if you rearrange the words TWIN TOWERS NINE ELEVEN you get the phrase BUSH DID IT HA HA HA. And if it wasn’t for bloggers such as myself, no-one would know ANY of this.
When I raised these concerns to Occupational Health, they pointed to the fact that all the orthopaedic surgeons had had theirs already and seemed OK, so it must be safe. What a laugh! How do you detect sudden-onset autism in an orthopod? You might as well give it to a herd of cows. No way, José, I’m sticking to my guns on this one.
UPDATE: Gabrielle says I have to have the jab.
UPDATE 2: Ouch!