I’m not going to try to explain why I was reading a copy of Cosmopolitan the other day. Much less why I was reading the problem page. (Ok, ok, it was a long train journey, I forgot to buy a paper and there it was on the seat!)
One ‘problem’ raised a smile (followed quickly by a wince and a tightening of the buttocks). A young lady wanted to know why her boyfriend keeps pushing her hand in the direction of his bum during their love making. She’s worried he’s secretly gay…
Don’t worry, Cosmo’s sex psychotherapist, Rachel Morris is on hand to provide some fruity advice. “I doubt very much he’s secretly gay, but the fact that a guy gets a sideways glance just because he’s partial to a bit of anal action explains why so few men admit to it,” she explains. “The anus is a mass of sensitive nerve endings, which is why plenty of folk enjoy being stroked, licked and entered there - for most men, it’s the third most erogenous zone after the penis and testicles. It’s because of the pituitary gland that sits close to the front of the anal wall and acts as a kind of G spot for men.”
Despite her lack of anatomical understanding, Rachel gently suggests they might both want to give it a go. So, if there’s an influx of lower intestinal injuries among young couples in A&E, you know they took Rachel a little too literally…
Tags: Humour
