Bob Bury

Bob Bury recently retired as a consultant radiologist in the NHS

I’m suffering from Chronic Ennui Syndrome

By Bob Bury - 20th June 2011 9:48 am

Did I tell you I’d been ill recently? It was just after Easter. I developed a bit of a cough and thought nothing of it, but it got worse, and then I began to feel really rough. I lost just over a stone in ten days and decided that I should probably consult my GP. He said TALOIA*, that he’d had it himself, and that although the chest infection would probably respond to clarithromycin, I could expect to feel knackered for a month or so.

And he was right - rather more than a month as it happened. As the days went by, and I just couldn’t be bothered to do anything, I realised that I had post-viral fatigue, and was faced with the dreadful prospect that it might turn into chronic fatigue syndrome (CFS) and I’d end my days driving a mobility scooter around the streets of Leeds, wearing an orthopaedic collar and tinted spectacles. It’s actually a bit scary, thinking that you might be going down with a disease you don’t really believe exists**, so I was relieved when I started to pick up a bit.

But I’m still not ‘right’. I tried to analyze what I was feeling, and it’s all a bit odd. I don’t feel that I can do the stuff I used to do, but when I actually do it, I can walk as far as I ever did and in the same time. Even on the rowing machine, my time over 5000m is only 90 seconds slower than the already miserable 25 min I used to manage. It’s just that I don’t want to do it.

I gave quite a lot of thought to this, and decided that what I’m suffering from isn’t fatigue or lethargy - even listlessness didn’t quite encapsulate all the aspects of my sorry condition. Then I realised - I’m suffering from post-viral ennui. If I’m right, and this is the way all those long-term sufferers feel, then I think we need to change the name of the syndrome from CFS to CES. It has implications for therapy too.

Instead of graded exercise (which most victims are too tired to do) and CBT and antidepressants (which they tend not to accept because it means they are ‘mental’) we should prescribe a chaise longue and a fine lawn handkerchief soaked in lavender water. They could then undertake a programme of graded swooning in front of Countdown, and they’d be as right as ninepence in no time.

There - sorted. In the meantime, I’m coughing again, and back on clarithromycin, but happy that I have been able to make this small advance for medical science.

* there’s a lot of it about

** DOI: I do believe that CFS exists, but like most GPs I talk to, I suspect that not everyone who claims to suffer from it actually does.

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6 responses to “I’m suffering from Chronic Ennui Syndrome”

  1. Tom Goodfellow says:

    Sympathies.

    May I prescribe viewing of Jeremy Kyle every morning for 5 days. But no more than 15 minutes at a time or you will definitely OD.

    The crass, inane, self-obsessed, moronic, sexually incontinent behaviour of a section of our population will rapidly stimulate you into such an arse-kicking frenzie that it will make your recovery seem almost miraculous.

    It may even drive you to religion!

  2. Dr Sarah says:

    I hope you’ve had a chest x-ray!

  3. Bob Bury says:

    Thanks Tom, but I know which programmes not to watch on (my) health grounds!

    And Sarah - I finally cracked this week and went for a CXR in my own hospital. Like all those GP referrals listing ‘persistent cough’ as the reason for radiography, it was normal.

    One reason I worry when I get chest symptoms is that when I was a medical student at the Middlesex Hospital (now a building site) we used to go between the medical school and hospital via a tunnel which carried steam/hot water pipes. They were lagged with asbestos. One of my contemporaries died in his 40s from mesothelioma, and his family got a £2M payout from the health authority, who admitted responsibility.

    Makes you think.

  4. Malcolm Morrison says:

    I believe Florence Nightingale spent the last 20 - 30 years of her life on a chaise longue - and interviewed, or should I say ‘gave an audience’ to’, all the politicians from it. Maybe her powers of persuasion were enhaced by this ‘aid’?

    So, enjoy your retirement Bob!

  5. Mark says:

    Who is Jeremy Kyle?

  6. Doctor Death says:

    Chaise longue my a**e, you have proper man-flu and need to be carried around in a litter. At last, a use for two of the stronger F1s.

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